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50 Ways To Lose That Blubber (50 Ways To Leave Your Lover – Paul Simon)

88 Lines About 44 Simpsons Characters (88 Lines About 44 Women – The Nails)

A

A Lot Of Less Flatulation (A Little Less Conversation – Elvis Presley)

A Parody Song (The Authority Song – John Mellencamp)

All I Need Is Some Seroquel (All I Need Is A Miracle – Mike & The Mechanics)

All Those Parodies (Almost Paradise – Mine Reno & Ann Wilson)

All You Ever Do Is Scream (All I Have To Do Is Dream – The Everly Brothers)

Always Saving Lois Lane (Rock You Like A Hurricane – Scorpions)

An Indecent Man (An Innocent Man -Billy Joel)

Are You Gonna Go Away? (Are You Gonna Go My Way? – Lenny Kravitz)

At The Pool (Act The Fool – Ludacris)

B

Baby Piranhas (Lady Madonna – The Beatles)

Back Online (Back In Time – Huey Lewis & The News)

Bacon All Over (Shakin’ All Over – The Guess Who)

Bad Anakin (Bad Medicine – Bon Jovi)

Bagel In The Morning (Angel Of The Morning – Juice Newton)

Baked Beans (Make You Cut Cheese) (Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) – Eurythmics)

Baked On Grease (Take On Me – A-Ha)

Baskin Robbins (Rockin’ Robin – Bobby Day)

Bathroom Stinkin’ (Bad Moon Rising – Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Be My Artoo Detoo (Be My Yoko Ono – Barenaked Ladies)

Beef Stew (Rock You – Helix)

Beef-A-Roni (Mony, Mony – Billy Idol}

Big Director (Star Collector – The Monkees

Birthday Girl (Surfer Girl – The Beach Boys)

Blackened Crack (Back In Black – AC/DC)

Blind Date Friday Night (Blinded By The Light – Manfred Mann’s Earth Band)

Blow-Up Doll (Party Doll – Buddy Knox)

Boozin’ (Cruisin’ – Huey Lewis & Gwyneth Paltrow)

Border Wall (Borderline – Madonna)

Bought A Blind Pet For You (Got My Mind Set On You – George Harrison)

Bowl-A-Soup (Hula Hoop – Omi)

Bran Gives Me Runs (Band On The Run – Wings)

Break My Fixtures (Take A Picture – Filter)

Breakfast In Canada (Breakfast In America – Supertramp)

Breathalyzers (Synthesizers – Butch Walker & The Black Widows)

Burgers On A Bun (Seasons In The Sun – Terry Jacks)

Burning The Fries (Learning To Fly – Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

By The Balls (Bailamos – Enrique Iglesias)

C

California Squirrels (California Girls – The Beach Boys)

Canadian Woman (American Woman – The Guess Who)

Cannabis Garden (Octopus’s Garden – The Beatles

Can’t Get My Ass Out Of Bed (Can’t Get It Out Of My Head – Electric Light Orchestra)

Can’t Stand Vasectomies (Don’t Stand So Close To Me – The Police)

Carrot In My Eye (Spirit In The Sky – Norman Greenbaum)

Chafed (Faith – George Michael)

Charge My Phone Tonight (Take Me Home Tonight – Eddie Money)

Cheese Brain (Freeze-Frame -The J. Geils Band)

Chicken Wings (Broken Wings – Mr. Mister)

Chimpanzee (Refugee – Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

Christmas Bills (Jingle Bells – James Lord Pierpont)

Christmas Morning Comes (Then The Morning Comes – Smash Mouth)

Clean Up What You Sharted (Finish What Ya Started – Van Halen)

Cold Cream Reliever (Daydream Believer – The Monkees)

Come Smoke The Reefer (Don’t Fear The Reaper – Blue Oyster Cult)

Constipated (Complicated – Avril Lavigne)

Constrictive Underwear (Electric Avenue – Eddy Grant)

Cook Some Eggs (Look Away – Chicago)

Country Song #2 (Song # 2 – Blur)

Crappy Xmas (Is It Over?) (Happy Xmas ( War Is Over) – John Lennon)

Crotchety (Tragedy – The Bee Gees)

Cupboards Of The Flintstones (Cover The Rolling Stone – Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show)

Cupboards That Are Made Out Of Pine (Lovers In A Dangerous Time – Bruce Cockburn)

D

Dagobah (Dragula – Rob Zombie)

Damn It, I’m Coming Down (Mama, I’m Coming Home – Ozzy Osbourne)

Dancing With An Elf (Dancing With Myself – Billy Idol)

Darth Maul (Rag Doll – Aerosmith)

Dealer (Blind Man – Aerosmith)

December 1994 (Oh What A Bitch) (December 1963 (Oh What A Night) – Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)

Deck My Balls (Deck The Halls – Christmas Traditional)

Did It In A Plymouth (Did It In A Minute – Hall & Oates)

Did Not Get The Instructions (Eve Of Destruction – Barry McGuire)

Dine And Dash Any Restaurant ((Make Me Do) Anything You Want – A Foot In Coldwater)

Dippy Ricki Lake (Hippy, Hippy Shake – The Swinging Blue Jeans)

Dirty Sheets (Won’t Come Clean) Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) – AC/DC

Do They Know That Christmas Is Over? (Do They Know It’s Christmas? – Band Aid)

Do You Really Want My Herpes? (Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? – Culture Club)

Doing It All In The Gravy (Doing It All For My Baby – Huey Lewis & The News)

Don’t Like Getting Older ((Just Like) Starting Over – John Lennon)

Donkey Kong Time (Long Time – Boston)

Donkey Kong Woman (Honkytonk Women – The Rolling Stones)

Don’t Censor Me (Don’t Answer Me – The Alan Parsons Project)

Don’t Know What I Bought Off Amazon (Don’t Know What You Got (‘Till It’s Gone) – Cinderella

Don’t Piss Me Off (Don’t Bring Me Down – Electric Light Orchestra)

Double Parked (Doubleback – ZZ Top)

Dozen Cherry Sundaes (Pleasant Valley Sunday – The Monkees)

Drink And Drive (Touch And Go – The Cars)

Drunk Drivin’, Go To Jail (Jump, Jive And Wail – Louis Prima)

Dude (Looks Like A Brady) (Dude (Looks Like A Lady) – Aerosmith)

Dump (Jump – Van Halen)

E

Eat All The Time (Sweet Child O’ Mine – Guns N’ Roses)

Eggs (Legs – ZZ Top)

Eggs, Beans And Rice (18 And Life – Skid Row)

Emperor Palpatine (Yellow Submarine – The Beatles)

End Of The Roll (End Of The Line – The Traveling Wilburys)

Endlessly Exploding With Poo (Hopelessly Devoted To You – Olivia Newton -John)

Enter Batman (Enter Sandman – Metallica)

Every Little Song I Hear I Trash It (Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic – The Police)

Everybody Farts (Everybody Hurts – R.E.M.)

Everytime You’re Rude (I Want To Punch You) (Everything I Do (I Do It For You) – Bryan Adams)

Ex-Lax (Relax – Frankie Goes To Hollywood)

F

Farts Stink (Love Stinks – The J. Geils Band)

Fat Elvis (Black Velvet – Allanah Myles)

Fed Up Eventually (Ahead By A Century – Tragically Hip)

Feed Me Again (Feel It Again – Honeymoon Suite)

Feel Like Bacon Club (Feel Like Makin’ Love – Bad Company)

Feelin’ In My Rear (Reelin’ In The Years – Steely Dan)

Fett (Jet – Paul McCartney & Wings)

Flaccid (Magic – Pilot)

Flintstone Cartoon (Rhinestone Cowboy – Glen Campbell)

Flush The Toilet Please (Flesh For Fantasy – Billy Idol)

Force Lightning (Greased Lightning – John Travolta)

Fridge Full Of Bottled Water (Bridge Over Troubled Waters – Simon & Garfunkel)

Friend List Love (Endless Love – Lionel Richie & Diana Ross)

Friends Are So Racist (Friends In Low Places – Garth Brooks)

Froot Loops (Footloose – Kenny Loggins)

Frost On My Gonads (Frosty The Snowman – Gene Autry)

Freakin’ Turn Off The Christmas Songs (Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree – Brenda Lee)

Full Of It (Roll With It – Steve Winwood)

G

Garbage Man (Barbara Ann – The Regents)

Garbage Tunes (Harvest Moon – Neil Young)

Get A Bunk House (Get The Funk Out – Extreme)

Get Nude (Hey Jude – The Beatles)

Givin’ You A Wedge (Livin’ On The Edge – Aerosmith)

Go And See Yoda (Go For A Soda – Kim Mitchell)

Go Away (Blow Away – George Harrison)

Going Out With A Weirdo (Going Out With A Weirdo – Bonnie Tyler)

Going Trick Or Treat (Dancing In The Street – Martha & The Vandellas)

Grass In Pocket (I’m Stoned) (Brass In Pocket (I’m Special) – The Pretenders)

Gravy Stains (Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne)

Great Big Spender (The Great Pretender – The Platters)

Greedo Shuffle (Lido Shuffle – Boz Scaggs)

Grouchy Lady (Foxy Lady – Jimi Hendrix)

H

Halloween (Holiday – Madonna)

Ham And Cheese (Stand By Me – Ben E. King)

Hamster’s Paradise (Gangsta’s Paradise – Coolio)

Hand Grenade (Renegade – Styx)

Happy Days (Purple Haze – Jimi Hendrix)

Hard To Spell Tsunami (Hard To Say I’m Sorry – Chicago)

Have A Rice Cake (Have A Nice Day – Bon Jovi)

Have Some Taco Bell (Raise A Little Hell – Trooper)

Heavenly Thighs (Ebony Eyes – Bob Welch)

Hedge Trimmers (Sledgehammer – Peter Gabriel)

Hey Cupid (Hey Stoopid – Alice Cooper)

Home Grown Marijuana (Sweet Home Alabama – Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Hooked On Drugs (Book Of Love – The Monotones)

Hope You Had A Merry Freakin’ Christmas (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas – Frank Sinatra)

Horny Like A Milf (Hungry Like The Wolf – Duran Duran)

Hosers From The Start (Closer To The Heart – Rush)

Hot Dog (Hound Dog – Elvis Presley)

House Flooded (Hot Blooded – Foreigner)

House Of The Raisin Bran (House Of The Rising Sun – The Animals)

How Creepy’s Your Love? (How Deep Is Your Love? – The Bee Gees)

How I Hate Getting Older (Put Your Head On My Shoulder – Paul Anka)

Hunger Games (Hungry Eyes – Eric Carmen)