SONG PARODY LYRICS
BY ARTIST
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| 38 Special |
| Stopped Up With Poo |
A
| Aerosmith |
| Darth Maul Dealer Dude (Looks Like A Brady) Givin’ You A Wedge Playin’ Some Space Invaders X-Rated |
| A-Ha |
| Baked On Grease |
| Alan O’Day |
| Undergarment Model |
| The Alan Parsons Project |
| Don’t Censor Me |
| Alice Cooper |
| Hey Cupid Jell-O, Kool-Aid |
| Alicia Bridges |
| I Love My Nightlight |
| Allanah Myles |
| Fat Elvis |
| Andy Gibb |
| I Just Want To Seem More Interesting |
| The Animals |
| House Of The Raisin Bran |
| April Wine |
| Time For Some Krispy Kreme |
| Argent |
| Pull Your Pants Up |
| Avril Lavigne |
| Constipated |
B
| The B-52s |
| Shit Shack |
| Bachman-Turner-Overdrive |
| I Can’t Get Out Of Debt |
| Bad Company |
| Feel Like Bacon Club |
| The Band |
| Load Of Laundry |
| The Bangles |
| Walk With An Erection |
| Barenaked Ladies |
| Be My Artoo Detoo Punch Me |
| Barry McGuire |
| Did Not Get The Instructions |
| Bay City Rollers |
| Nintendo Nights |
| The Beatles |
| Baby Piranhas Cannabis Garden Emperor Palpatine Get Nude I Shop At Wal-Mart Nintendo 64 Ob-I-Wan Star Wars Fan Syphilis While My Atari Blips And Beeps You’re Going To Lose Your Lunch |
| The Bee Gees |
| Crotchety How Creepy’s Your Love? |
| Ben E. King |
| Ham And Cheese |
| The Big Bopper |
| Sit On My Face |
| Bill Haley & His Comets |
| Sock Around My Cock |
| Billy Joel |
| An Indecent Man It Still Sounds Like Crap To Me Porno Man Tell Her To Shove It We Didn’t Start The Star Wars |
| Billy Ocean |
| When The Mowing Gets Tough, The Lawn Gets Mowing |
| Bing Crosby |
| Tight Christmas |
| Blondie |
| The Force Is Strong |
| Blue Oyster Cult |
| Come Smoke The Reefer |
| Blur |
| Country Song #2 |
| Bob Marley |
| Pajamas |
| Bob Welch |
| Heavenly Thighs |
| Bobby Day |
| Baskin Robbins |
| The Bobby Fuller Four |
| I Snapped Your Bra |
| Bobby Pickett |
| Monster Hash |
| Bon Jovi |
| Bad Anakin Have A Rice Cake |
| Bonnie Tyler |
| Going Out With A Weirdo |
| Boz Scaggs |
| Greedo Shuffle |
| Brenda Lee |
| Freakin’ Turn Off The Christmas Songs |
| Britney Spears |
| Look! My Boobs Are So Big |
| Bruce Cockburn |
| Cupboards That Are Made Out Of Pine |
| Bruce Springsteen |
| I’m So Tired Money Mart |
| Bryan Adams |
| Everytime You’re Rude (I Want To Punch You) Nuts In A Vice Run Over You Summer Of Frankenstein |
| Buddy Holly |
| Sex Toys |
| Buddy Knox |
| Blow-Up Doll |
| The Buggles |
| Idiots Fill The Radio Now |
| Burton Cummings |
| I’m Bare |
| Butch Walker |
| Breathalyzers |
| The Byrds |
| Where’s My Lamborghini? |
C
| Carly Simon |
| Nobody Writes Me Letters |
| Cheap Trick |
| I Want To Be Raunchy Transgender |
| Cinderella |
| Don’t Know What I Bought Off Amazon |
| The Clovers |
| Love Doing Sixty-Nine |
| Collective Soul |
| Whine |
| Conway Twitty |
| It’s Final Fantasy |
| Coolio |
| Hamster’s Paradise |
| Corey Hart |
| Math Classes At Night |
| The Corrs |
| (Make Me) Breakfast |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival |
| Bathroom Stinkin’ Jedi |
| Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young |
| You’re Making A Scene |
| The Crystals |
| Then She Sacked Me |
| The Cult |
| She Sells Stationary |
| Culture Club |
| Do You Really Want My Herpes? I’m A Comedian |
| Cutting Crew |
| I Live Above A Whore |
| Cyndi Lauper |
| Keyop |
D
| David Bowie |
| Wet Pants |
| Dead Or Alive |
| You Spin Me Round (Like The Wheel Of Fortune) |
| Dean Martin |
| No More Snow! No More Snow! No More Snow! |
| Del Shannon |
| Tooth Decay |
| Depeche Mode |
| Just Can’t Get it Up |
| Derek & The Dominoes |
| Leia |
| Dire Straits |
| Walking Dead |
| Divinyls |
| I Dust My Shelves |
| Dixie Chicks |
| Without Shoes |
| The Doobie Brothers |
| Wrestling Is So Stupid |
| Dr. Hook |
| Cupboards Of The Flintstones |
| Duran Duran |
| Horny Like A Milf Solo The Rejects |
E
| Eddie Money |
| Charge My Phone Tonight |
| Eddie Rabbitt |
| I Love The Price Is Right |
| Eddy Grant |
| Constrictive Underwear |
| Electric Light Orchestra |
| Can’t Get My Ass Out Of Bed Don’t Piss Me Off I’m A Guy Mr. Nude Guy Slowdown Telephone Bills Turn Off That Phone |
| Elton John |
| I Don’t Wanna Wrap Anymore Damn Gifts I Guess That’s Why I Am A Recluse Out Of Style Socks Stupid Cancer |
| EMF |
| Social Media |
| Enrique Iglesias |
| By The Balls |
| Eric Carmen |
| Hunger Games We’re On Cruise Control |
| Eurythmics |
| Baked Beans (Make You Cut Cheese) |
| The Everly Brothers |
| All You Ever Do Is Scream Woke Up Feeling Woozy |
| Exile |
| Wish You Were Sober |
| Extreme |
| Get A Bunk House |
F
| Fats Domino |
| Paint That Bed Frame |
| Filter |
| Break My Fixtures |
| Fine Young Cannibals |
| I Drive Miss Daisy |
| Foot In Coldwater |
| Dine And Dash Any Restaurant |
| Foreigner |
| House Flooded Poltergeist |
| The Four Seasons |
| December 1994 (Oh What A Bitch) |
| Frank Sinatra |
| Hope You Had A Merry Freakin’ Christmas |
| Frankie Ford |
| Tom Cruise |
| Frankie Goes To Hollywood |
| Ex-Lax |
| Fun. |
| I’m Well Hung |
G
| Garth Brooks |
| Friends Are So Racist |
| George Harrison |
| Bought A Blind Pet For You Go Away My Cheap Ford |
| George Michael |
| Chafed |
| Glass Tiger |
| Please Direct Me (To The John) |
| Glen Campbell |
| Flintstone Cartoon |
| The Go-Go’s |
| I Got Big Feet My Tits Are Real |
| The Guess Who |
| Bacon All Over Canadian Woman These Thighs |
H
| Heart |
| Mannequin |
| Helix |
| Beef Stew |
| Herman’s Hermits |
| Popeye The Sailor Man |
| Honeymoon Suite |
| Feed Me Again New Maid Now |
| Huey Lewis & The News |
| Back Online Doing It All In The Gravy The Dishes Sit Workin’ For A Gibbon |
| Huey Lewis & Gwyneth Paltrow |
| Boozin’ |
| Huey Lewis & Gwyneth Paltrow |
| Boozin’ |
I
J
| The J. Geils Band |
| Cheese Brain Farts Stink |
| Jefferson Starship |
| Ounce Of Weed |
| Jimi Hendrix |
| Grouchy Lady Happy Days |
| Jimmy Buffet |
| Marijuana Will |
| Joan Jett & The Blackhearts |
| I Rate Myself A Nine-Point-Two |
| John Mellencamp |
| A Parody Song |
| John Parr |
| Set Elmo On Fire |
| John Sebastian |
| Welcome Mat |
| John Travolta |
| Force Lightning |
| Journey |
| My House May Be Haunted |
| Juice Newton |
| Bagel In The Morning |
K
| Katrina & The Waves |
| Mocking Them Online |
| Kenny Loggins |
| Froot Loops I’m Not Bright |
| Kim Mitchell |
| Go And See Yoda |
| The Kings |
| Laundry Goes On/Switching To Tide |
| The Knack |
| My Aroma |
L
| Led Zeppelin |
| Seven-Eleven |
| Lenny Kravitz |
| Are You Gonna Go Away? |
| Lionel Richie |
| Jell-O |
| Lionel Richie & Diana Ross |
| Friend List Love |
| Lipps Inc. |
| Monkey Sounds |
| Louis Prima |
| Drunk Drivin’, Go To Jail |
| Loverboy |
| Work Until You’re Weakened |
| Ludacris |
| At The Pool |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd |
| Home Grown Marijuana |
M
| Manfred Mann’s Earth Band |
| Blind Date Friday Night |
| Martha & The Vandellas |
| Going Trick Or Treat |
| Matchbox 20 |
| If You’re Bombed |
| Men At Work |
| Who Did That Meow? |
| Men Without Hats |
| Mop Up The Hurl |
| Metallica |
| Enter Batman |
| Michael Jackson |
| Mad The Mayo Made Me Ill |
| Mike & The Mechanics |
| All I Need Is Some Seroquel |
| Mike Reno & Ann Wilson |
| All Those Parodies |
| Mr. Mister |
| Chicken Wings |
| The Monotones |
| Hooked On Drugs |
| The Moody Blues |
| Taters Au Gratin Your Childish Memes |
| Murray Head |
| One Night In Bedrock |
N
| Naked Eyes |
| Stole Your Underwear To Remind Me |
| Neil Young |
| Garbage Tunes |
| Nelly Furtado |
| I’m Such A Nerd |
| New Radicals |
| The Internet’s Where You Live |
| Night Ranger |
| Mister Christie |
| Normam Greenbaum |
| Carrot In My Eye |
O
| The Oak Ridge Boys |
| Vagina |
| The Offspring |
| Listerine |
| Olivia Newton-John |
| Endlessly Exploding With Poo |
| OMI |
| Bowl-A-Soup |
| Otis Redding |
| Selling My Pet Rock On eBay |
P
| Patsy Cline |
| Lazy |
| Paul Anka |
| How I Hate Getting Older Viagra |
| Paul McCartney & Wings |
| Bran Gives Me Runs Fett Internet Lies This Is Why I Manscape |
| Paul Simon |
| 50 Ways To Lose That Blubber Motorhome |
| Pete Townshend |
| Someone Dropped Soap On The Floor |
| Peter Gabriel |
| Hedge Trimmers Pillsbury Rolls Wig Time |
| Phil Collins |
| I Don’t Bathe Anymore In A Pair Of Tights |
| Pilot |
| Flaccid |
| Pink Floyd |
| Wish I Had Hair |
| Platinum Blonde |
| Tying Up My Shoes |
| The Platters |
| Great Big Spender Poke You In The Eyes |
| Poison |
| Talk Nerdy To Me |
| The Police |
| Can’t Stand Vasectomies Every Little Song I Hear I Trash It Massage In A Brothel Somebody Is Eating My Cheerios |
| The Pretenders |
| Grass In Pocket (I’m Stoned) |
| Prince |
| Nipple Ring When Pigs Fly |
| Prism |
| Junk For Breakfast |
| The Proclaimers |
| I’m Gonna Caulk (500 Tiles) |
Q
R
| Ram Jam |
| Spaghetti |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers |
| Spaghetti |
| The Regents |
| Garbage Man |
| REO Speedwagon |
| Take It In the Bum You’re Not Quite Appealing |
| Rick Derringer |
| Rock And Roll, Scooby Doo |
| Rick Springfield |
| Messy Girl |
| The Righteous Brothers |
| I Just Hate Oven Cleaning Unchained Misery |
| Rob Zombie |
| Dagobah |
| Robbie Williams |
| Shop eBay |
| Robert Palmer |
| Pimply Hairy Testicles |
| The Rolling Stones |
| Donkey Kong Woman (I Can’t Get No) Marijuana I Just Can’t Get To Coruscant Pizza Burning |
| The Romantics |
| Talking To A Sheep |
| The Ronettes |
| I Need Gravy |
| Roy Orbison |
| Old Ben Kenobi You Bought It |
S
| Sam & Dave |
| Pac-Man |
| Scandal |
| My Derriere |
| Scorpions |
| Always Saving Lois Lane |
| The Shirelles |
| Will There Still Be A Tomorrow? |
| Simon & Garfunkel |
| Fridge Full Of Bottled Water Stuck On Gilligan’s Island |
| Skid Row |
| Eggs, Beans And Rice |
| The Skyliners |
| Since I Don’t Have Booze |
| Slade |
| Scrub, Scrub Away |
| Smashmouth |
| Christmas Morning Comes Porn Star |
| Soul Asylum |
| Wizardry |
| The Spice Girls |
| Wannabe A Spice Girl |
| The Spoons |
| Jurassic Traffic |
| Stars On |
| Star Wars On 45 |
| Starship |
| Someone’s Gotta Call A Plow |
| Steely Dan |
| Feelin’ In My Rear |
| The Steve Miller Band |
| Mock N’ Me Smelly Vagina |
| Steve Perry |
| No Dairy |
| Steve Winwood |
| Full Of It When You Pee Your Pants |
| Stevie Wonder |
| I Gave Some Moonshine To My Wife |
| Strange Advance |
| Rerun |
| Sugar Ray |
| When It’s Stouffer’s |
| Survivor |
| I Hate Survivor |
| The Swinging Blue Jeans |
| Dippy Ricki Lake |
T
| Tal Bachman |
| She’s A Guy |
| Talking Heads |
| Learning How To Joust |
| Taylor Swift |
| Take It Off |
| Tears For Fears |
| Shout (Those Stains Out) Smoking The Weed I Love |
| The Temptations |
| My Squirrel |
| Terry Jacks |
| Burgers On A Bun |
| Thomas Dolby |
| Liposuction She Got A New Appliance |
| Thompson Twins |
| Moldy Now |
| Tiffany |
| I Think I Am Stoned Now |
| Tina Turner |
| Surely You Jest |
| Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers |
| Burning The Fries Chimpanzee |
| Tommy James & The Shondelles |
| Sinkers And Floaters |
| The Tragically Hip |
| Fed Up Eventually |
| The Traveling Wilburys |
| End Of The Roll I Need Underwear |
| Triumph |
| Say It All Online |
| The Troggs |
| Mild Wings |
| Trooper |
| Have Some Taco Bell |
| The Turtles |
| Spank Me In Leather |
| Twisted Sister |
| I Want A Clock |
U
V
W
| Warrant |
| Very High |
X
Y
Z
| ZZ Top |
| Double Parked Eggs |